1
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<i>It all began a couple of days ago,</i>

2
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<i>or was it yesterday?</i>

3
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<i>It seems like an eternity.</i>

4
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<i>A typical spring day on
a typical American campus</i>

5
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<i>Lavatoire College,</i>

6
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<i>well not entirely typical,</i>

7
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<i>this was after all the day before Hog Day</i>

8
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<i>and some of the students had
already started to go crazy.</i>

9
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<i>Little did I know how
crazy it would get for me.</i>

10
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<i>It was also the day before endowment day.</i>

11
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<i>That's President Grimshaw</i>

12
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<i>announcing the new building project</i>

13
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<i>with his brother in law, the contractor.</i>

14
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<i>A certain Madeline Eloise Lavatoire,</i>

15
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<i>the only living descendant of the founder</i>

16
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<i>was flying in the next
day to pick up the tab.</i>

17
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<i>Some old babe from
France, or so they said,</i>

18
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<i>easy fellows, not yet.</i>

19
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<i>But my story begins that night.</i>

20
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<i>I somehow found myself
in the president's office</i>

21
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<i>working late on</i>

22
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<i>important extracurricular
activities.</i>

23
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<i>Yeah, that's me, Billy Batson,</i>

24
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<i>Mr. One track mind.</i>

25
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<i>The girl is Judy Hightower,</i>

26
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<i>sorority queen and straight A student.</i>

27
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<i>If she seems a little nervous,</i>

28
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<i>she's got a lot on her mind.</i>

29
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<i>Tomorrow is the big endowment ceremony</i>

30
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<i>and she's in charge of the arrangements.</i>

31
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<i>I told her I'd help her out.</i>

32
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<i>Hey, that's the kind of guy I am.</i>

33
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So, comfortable?

34
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- Well as
comfortable as I can be

35
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considering we're not supposed to be

36
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in President Grimshaw's
office after hours.

37
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- Don't you remember what Grimshaw said?

38
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"The door to this office is always open

39
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to any student of Lavatoire College."

40
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He didn't say he had to be here.

41
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- And he didn't say that
you should bribe the janitor

42
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to let you in if he wasn't.

43
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- Don't be nervous,

44
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we're the only two souls in the building.

45
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- Yeah and if someone does come in,

46
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we can just tell them
that we're working late,

47
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working for the Endowment
Committee, can't we?

48
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- That's right

49
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and they'll say, "That's school spirit."

50
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They don't have to know that
we weren't working at all.

51
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I've been looking forward
to being alone with you.

52
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I've been waiting months for this.

53
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We may never have this chance again.

54
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- Billy, not there, that tickles.

55
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Maybe we should work.

56
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- Judy, what's there left to do?

57
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You've done a fantastic job
getting everything ready,

58
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everybody's happy.

59
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President Grimshaw's happy,

60
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you're happy, I'm happy.

61
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I'm so happy.

62
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- Billy, stop, listen,

63
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now I don't want you
to take this personally

64
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but any kind of a relationship now

65
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with someone who has such a bad reputation

66
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could really be disastrous.

67
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- Oh no, I'd survive.

68
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- I'm talking about me.

69
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I just can't risk so much at stake,

70
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my fellowship and all the
recommendations and law school.

71
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I mean you're an intelligent guy, Billy,

72
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and maybe if things were different

73
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but if anybody could see me
right now I'd lose everything.

74
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So maybe I just better leave
while there's still time.

75
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- There's plenty of time.

76
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- Billy, wait.

77
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- Yes?

78
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- Do you have a thing?

79
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- Yes, I have a thing.

80
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- No not that thing, the other thing.

81
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- What other thing?

82
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- You know, protection?

83
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- A rubber?

84
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Do I have a rubber?

85
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Of course not.

86
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What would you think

87
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if I pulled a rubber out
of my pocket right now?

88
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You'd think I was trying to
seduce you for Christ's sake

89
00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:36,067
instead of this spontaneous,
once in a lifetime opportunity

90
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for a beautiful and genuine experience

91
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shared by two people

92
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irresistibly attracted to each other.

93
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- No, that's not what I meant.

94
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I just, I thought maybe
you might have one.

95
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We have to have something.

96
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- Well, the odds against
anything happening are so great,

97
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it'd take a miracle.

98
00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,304
- I'm sorry, Billy, but there's no way.

99
00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,933
- Grimshaw's gotta have one.

100
00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,644
- Maybe some other time.

101
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- I'll be right back, the
drug store's still open.

102
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- It's too late, they're closed.

103
00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:23,615
- I can think of one
other place, nurse this.

104
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I'll be back in 10 minutes, think of me.

105
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- Bill Batson, my man.

106
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- Barducci, what luck.

107
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Listen.

108
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- Rubbers, oh sorry my man.

109
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- Why don't you tie it in a knot, Batson?

110
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- I'll do it for you, Billy.

111
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- Yo, try some saran wrap.

112
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- Does that work?

113
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- Ah.

114
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- All right.

115
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Ah.

116
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- Doctor, we've got a beat.

117
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- It's no good,
his pupils are blown.

118
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Somebody close that door.

119
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- Do you want to
take him down to surgery?

120
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- No, it's already been too long.

121
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Well, that's it, he's
not gonna come through.

122
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- I can connect the respirator.

123
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- No, leave him alone,

124
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maybe we'll get a transplant request.

125
00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,817
Your hair looks terrific.

126
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,820
- Sure does.
- I'll try to notify

127
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,904
his family.

128
00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,990
- Don't bother, he doesn't have any.

129
00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:13,410
- Hold it, they can't give up,

130
00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,954
what happened, what's this?

131
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- You fought the good fight, Billy

132
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but that's all she wrote.

133
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Don't you remember me?

134
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Uncle Pinky, good old Pinky Batson.

135
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- Uncle Pinky Batson.

136
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- Right.

137
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- You gave me my first beer.

138
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I must've been four years old at a picnic.

139
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- You remember, that's great.

140
00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,601
- But you died.

141
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- Yeah, about a year later,

142
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too much booze, too may broads,

143
00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,358
the old Batson curse, Billy.

144
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- But if you're dead...

145
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- That makes two of us, pal.

146
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Don't be sore, it ain't so bad.

147
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Now come on, we gotta go.

148
00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,290
- Go where?

149
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,751
- You'll be surprised, Billy.

150
00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,669
See when they send
somebody to pick you up,

151
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,379
it's gotta be somebody
that you know and like

152
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,965
and you being a young fella and all,

153
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,467
they send somebody from the family.

154
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:15,138
- This is crazy, I can't
be dead, it's absurd.

155
00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:18,141
- There's nothing I can do
about it Billy, nothing at all.

156
00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,685
- Look, all I need is one more day, Pinky,

157
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,395
that's all I need.

158
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,772
Tell him you couldn't find me,

159
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,607
tell 'em I ran away.

160
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Yeah.

161
00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,777
- You want to blow it?

162
00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:32,238
You made it, my boy, you made it.

163
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,116
Now cheer up, it's out of my hands.

164
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Now we're gonna walk down

165
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to that nice white light
at the end of the hallway.

166
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,873
And once we get inside,

167
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you're gonna hear the
prettiest music you ever heard

168
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,130
and then the really spectacular part.

169
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Oh, would you get a
load of that.

170
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,641
Billy, I've been away too long, pal.

171
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,729
Listen, I can still get you
through the door on time.

172
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,980
You stay right here,

173
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,649
I'll be back in a minute.

174
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,567
Now don't go anywhere, alright?

175
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,360
- Okay.

176
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,371
- Excuse me, dear.
- Uh huh.

177
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,039
- My name is Pinkerton Batson.

178
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,583
Don't I know you from somewhere?

179
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,294
- Well I don't-
- You look so familiar.

180
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,965
Have you ever been-

181
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:32,924
- All right.

182
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,474
- You could be my next cover girl.

183
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,143
- Hey, listen,

184
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,269
I'm telling you the truth, you could be.

185
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,228
- Come on.
- I'm not kidding you.

186
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,020
I mean it.

187
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,195
It's simple dear,

188
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,238
I'll have my chauffeur pick us up

189
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,616
and in two hours we'll be at the airport.

190
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,160
Tomorrow morning, we'll be in Paris.

191
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,494
- What is your name again?

192
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,496
- Batson, as in Batson Oil.

193
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,749
- What about my passport?

194
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,834
Won't we have to stop at my place?

195
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,128
- Oh, I almost forgot about that.

196
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,755
You don't live far from here do you?

197
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,298
- No, right around the corner.

198
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:58,676
- Oh, that's terrific.

199
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,428
- Now I wonder what I can pack?

200
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,262
I don't really have the right things

201
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,848
but maybe we could stop at
Saks on the way to the airport?

202
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,145
- We're waiting for you.

203
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,897
- I'll be right with you, boss.

204
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,773
Where's the boy?

205
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,149
I just saw him.

206
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,693
As soon as he shows up,
we'll be on our way.

207
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,778
- But where is he?

208
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,905
Didn't you greet him at bedside?

209
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,241
- I certainly did boss,
just like you told me.

210
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,284
He must've stepped out for a minute.

211
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,328
He'll be here, he'll be here.

212
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,413
- You incompetent dribbling baboon.

213
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,541
I don't know why we
sent you on this pickup.

214
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,711
- He'll be here, where could he go?

215
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,505
- Well, what are you waiting for?

216
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,798
He's obviously at the hospital,

217
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,966
you'll have to find him.

218
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:40,635
- Now boss?

219
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,470
- Now or else.

220
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,016
- Good idea.

221
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,393
- You have your choice

222
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,061
of the finest of our cigars,

223
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,189
why do you insist on those awful ones?

224
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,025
- I like 'em.

225
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:56,818
- Oh, get going.

226
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,531
- I never saw anyone
brain dead with a hard on.

227
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,950
- I guess you never met my boyfriend.

228
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,030
- Billy!

229
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,992
- Shh, I'm back, mission accomplished.

230
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,618
- Oh God, you can't be doing this,

231
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,495
this is a sorority.

232
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,289
- It's better than Grimshaw's office

233
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,166
and as I've always suspected,

234
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,543
you look much sexier in bed like this.

235
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,754
This is a little token of my esteem.

236
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,464
- Put that away!

237
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:03,176
Billy, last night, whatever happened,

238
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,429
if I gave you the wrong
idea it was just the wine.

239
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,140
There is absolutely nothing between us.

240
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,808
Last night doesn't mean a thing.

241
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,936
Oh, I've got class in 15 minutes,

242
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,396
you've got to get out of here.

243
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:20,610
- Shh, you'll wake Kendall.

244
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,070
Listen, what's the rush?

245
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:24,364
You got 10 minutes.

246
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,698
I got my car outside,

247
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,158
I'll drive you to class.

248
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,918
- Please, I have to get dressed.

249
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,586
- It's okay, I'll stay out of your way.

250
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,463
- I'll meet you outside

251
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,340
and watch out for Mrs. Kingman.

252
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,174
If she sees you in the hall,

253
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,842
we'll both be thrown out of school.

254
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,806
- Judy, if you only knew what
I went through to get here.

255
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,312
Judy, look, can we talk about this?

256
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,188
Judy, Judy!

257
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,082
- Cindy, is that you?

258
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,679
- Sorry, didn't want anybody to see me.

259
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,681
- I can't believe you're
still in your pajamas.

260
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,933
- Hey, Hugh Hefner wears 'em.

261
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,476
Look at all the girls he's got.

262
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,909
Why don't you cut class,

263
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,786
we'll go get some breakfast,
take a little ride

264
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,121
and I'll get you back in time

265
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,248
to pick up Lavatoire at the airport?

266
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,082
- Uh uh, not this class,

267
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,168
I need Professor Sylvester's
letter of recommendation

268
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,297
if I want the Lavatoire
at Oxford Fellowship.

269
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,756
- Have it your way,

270
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,466
I'll go home and change into
something less comfortable

271
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,884
and pick you up right after class.

272
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,720
- Look, I really appreciate it, Billy,

273
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,054
but I am awfully busy

274
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,723
and you must have things to do.

275
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,558
- No, no, I don't mind,

276
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,642
don't worry about old Billy Batson.

277
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,395
- Thank you, Batson, I'll take over now.

278
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,147
- Hello Greg.

279
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:26,981
- What's he doing here?

280
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,899
- He's in the class, Billy.

281
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,027
If you ever came to
class, you'd know that.

282
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,073
- Nice car, Batson.

283
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,199
Who's is it?

284
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,826
- I don't know, I stole it.

285
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,331
- Always a joker.

286
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,918
Come along, Judy, we
don't want to be late.

287
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,129
- Hey Judy, see you in about an hour.

288
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,180
Ay, ay, ay.

289
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,185
Yah.

290
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,355
Christ, this place...

291
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:21,952
Ah.

292
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,457
Lasky, wake up, wake up.

293
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,125
Wake up.

294
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,630
Lasky, rise and shine.

295
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,675
- Let me sleep.

296
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,511
- Lasky, this is no place
for idleness and slug events.

297
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,888
Do your sleeping in class
like the rest of us.

298
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,973
This is yours I presume.

299
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,350
Ah.

300
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,601
Well, it is Hog Day.

301
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:56,987
Yah.

302
00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:00,616
Alright, listen, we gotta get
out of here for a couple hours

303
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,036
and you gotta get out of here immediately.

304
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,414
I got to have the house this morning.

305
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,248
- I'm hungry.

306
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,669
You missed one hell of a feast last night.

307
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,712
Where were you, Billy?

308
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,546
- I was on a date

309
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,799
and technically, I'm still on that date.

310
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,509
She's gonna be here in 45 minutes

311
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,719
and you aren't.

312
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,221
- This stuff stays pretty fresh.

313
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,139
So who's the girl?

314
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,474
- Lasky, be a sport

315
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,268
and pick up your side of the room.

316
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,063
- Never heard of cleaning up on Hog Day.

317
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,231
- Come on, please.

318
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,482
Lasky, get out of here

319
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,609
and get yourself cleaned up.

320
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,444
- In a minute.

321
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:40,281
I don't want to work too
hard right after eating.

322
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,699
I might get a cramp

323
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,827
and then I'd have to go back to bed.

324
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,619
- No.

325
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:52,001
- Rita, how 'bout knocking
before you walk in?

326
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,753
- Yeah, I heard you guys kicking around

327
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,005
and I was just wondering
what was going on?

328
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,508
- Billy's bringing a girl home.

329
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,385
- Well, who is it this time?

330
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,553
- Yeah, Billy, who is it?

331
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,345
- Never mind.

332
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,767
- So, who is it?
- Who's left?

333
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,477
- I can't think of anyone.

334
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,563
- The only one left is you.

335
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,191
- Not me, I'm saving myself for someone.

336
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,819
- Hey, Billy, Rita came
up with a great idea

337
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,322
to get some extra refreshments
for the Hog Out tonight.

338
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,157
When the catering guys-
- Give me that.

339
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:23,991
- Arrive this afternoon,

340
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,367
she's going to pretend
she's Judy Hightower

341
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,786
and she's gonna have 'em drive over-

342
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,746
- Now's the perfect opportunity,

343
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:31,040
he's tired, hungry and horny.

344
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,001
Go get him and take him downstairs

345
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,921
after we get this place cleaned up.

346
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:37,922
Here, no here.

347
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,344
- Which the kaiser had guaranteed

348
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,346
in a telegram of 1912

349
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:50,267
and again in private negotiations
with the French in 1914.

350
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,936
- That's right, Mrs. Hightower

351
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,730
and since obviously none
of the rest of you knows

352
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,732
or cares where Belgium is,

353
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,775
we might check the map

354
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,361
to see where in relationship to Germany-

355
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,118
I think that's enough for today.

356
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,797
- Let me ask him about
your recommendation.

357
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,007
It's always easier
helping out a good friend.

358
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,890
Stimulating lecture, sir.

359
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,350
I'd also like to ask you-

360
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,685
- Fuck off, Constable,

361
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,104
you little suck ass.

362
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,647
- Right, okay.

363
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,399
Uh...

364
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,947
Today's not such a good day,

365
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,490
he's got a lot on his mind.

366
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,741
Shall we?

367
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,534
- Yes.

368
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,498
- What were you doing with Batson?

369
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,376
- Oh, he gave me a ride to class.

370
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,295
I appreciate a nice gesture like that.

371
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,673
- Yes, but from a loser like Batson?

372
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,383
Batson's existence on this campus

373
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,593
is a slap in the face

374
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,387
to every man and woman who
take their education seriously.

375
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,346
- I'm sure he would agree with you.

376
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:13,142
- Yes, 'cause only an immature
moron like that would.

377
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,268
You just have to look at him

378
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,644
to see that he's feeble minded.

379
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:16,729
Then again, what do you expect?

380
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,524
His background, those clothes he wears,

381
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,903
his friends, the perpetually
stupid look on his face.

382
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,155
- Now have you done everything
that I've given you to do

383
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,032
for the endowment ceremony tonight?

384
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,492
- Of course, I got your string trio.

385
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,162
They're a tad sloppy
with some of the Brahms

386
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,914
but if they play poorly,

387
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,207
well, they won't get paid.

388
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:44,673
They don't give
you much for your money

389
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,883
in these things, do they?

390
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,636
- Greg, you might want something

391
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:50,888
with a little less caffeine.

392
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,389
- That's a good idea.

393
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,975
Caffeine doesn't usually do that to me.

394
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,311
Perhaps some yogurt or
some chili or something.

395
00:23:57,311 --> 00:24:00,272
- If I can just make this
endowment ceremony tomorrow,

396
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,233
they'll have to give me that
summer Oxford Fellowship.

397
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:06,070
- Judy, I'll help you any
way I can, you know that.

398
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,995
Hi, how are you, good to see you.

399
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:19,875
You must be very excited

400
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,752
about meeting Mrs. Lavatoire tomorrow.

401
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,046
- Actually I'm more nervous than excited.

402
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:24,964
President Grimshaw and I

403
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,840
are picking her up out at the airport

404
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,051
and my French is a little rusty.

405
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,844
- May I offer my services?

406
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,146
- Oh, that's a nice touch.

407
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,149
- Oops.

408
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,359
- What's gotten into you?

409
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,071
- Maybe it's the chili.

410
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,240
- Why don't you try some yogurt?

411
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,032
- Good idea.

412
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,330
A word of advice though,

413
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,623
remember to be respectful,

414
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,001
old European grand dames

415
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,294
appreciate that kind of respect.

416
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,338
Let her know that some
of us here in the world

417
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,715
are cultured and well bred.

418
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:12,886
Oh no.

419
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:22,730
- Greg, you either need
a bib or an exorcist.

420
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,023
- I knew it was gonna be a bad day

421
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,859
when the first person
I saw was Billy Batson.

422
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:27,651
Ah.

423
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:32,489
Oh, oh, I'm terribly sorry,

424
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,158
I don't know what's wrong with me.

425
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,912
Would you mind if I go home and change?

426
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,915
I think I'm just gonna...

427
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,712
Uh, by the way,

428
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,922
what time should I pick
you up at Grimshaw's?

429
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,258
- Hi.

430
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:53,469
- Billy, do you have your car?

431
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,595
- Right outside.

432
00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,391
Uh, need a lift?

433
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,643
- I'll be okay, thanks.

434
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:09,109
- Why don't we stop off at
my place, relax a little?

435
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,111
You could use a little rest,
couldn't you, 10 minutes?

436
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,654
It's right on the way.

437
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,866
- Impossible, there are just
too many things to check on.

438
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,910
- Well, what do you say?

439
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,995
How 'bout a cup of coffee?

440
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,081
We haven't had a chance
to talk since last night.

441
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,166
- To Grimshaw's and no detours,

442
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,543
there's just too much to do.

443
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,471
- Ah, damn alternator.

444
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,016
- What's wrong now?

445
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,184
- Just a little car trouble,

446
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,352
nothing I can't fix.

447
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,945
Sweetheart, I need you for a second.

448
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:04,206
- My blouse.
- Oh no.

449
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,332
- Billy!
- No.

450
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,460
- Oh, now I have to go back
to the house and change

451
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,338
and I'll never get to
Grim's house on time.

452
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,464
- Darn, I know, I know,

453
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:14,842
we'll go over to my house,

454
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,177
one of the girls must
have a blouse your size

455
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,387
and you can try that on

456
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,180
and I'll whip you right
over to Grimshaw's.

457
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:31,900
Ah, here's the short, all fixed.

458
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,333
We'll get you out of that
wet thing in no time.

459
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,126
Hey.

460
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,427
- Well, where can I go rinse this off?

461
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,637
- Well, the bathroom's right back here.

462
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:09,730
- Oh Billy, do you have a robe?

463
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,231
- Sure, got a couple.

464
00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,108
Silk or terry cloth?

465
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,366
It's a little dirty.

466
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,993
- Billy, I hope you're not getting

467
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,244
any of your ideas.

468
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,122
- No, no, we're looking
for something in a blouse.

469
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,040
I'll be right back.

470
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:36,882
Rita, what's happening?

471
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:42,888
- It won't fit you.

472
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,938
- My friends, you know
that new song of yours?

473
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,147
Do me a favor,

474
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,483
when I pull that curtain, hit it.

475
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:20,592
Rita has a blouse, it's a pretty blouse,

476
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,261
I picked it out myself,

477
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,220
she's gonna iron it.

478
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,305
She'll be up in a minute.

479
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:29,142
- Well I hope so.

480
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,435
I mean I don't have much time

481
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,105
and I don't want to keep
President Grimshaw waiting.

482
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,815
- Sit down, relax.

483
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,568
Here, put this on.

484
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:42,739
You're so tense,

485
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:45,742
it feels like steel cables in your neck.

486
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,161
Take a deep breath.

487
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,539
- Is she really bringing the blouse?

488
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:51,540
- She's ironing it.

489
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,420
So it'll be nice and warm and smooth.

490
00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,089
Breathe deep.

491
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:03,135
- Okay, now that does feel kinda good.

492
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:10,767
- It feels a little bright
in here, don't you think?

493
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,671
- Something no good is
going on in your room.

494
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,214
He came in here and stole my blouse

495
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:44,009
and now he's got Maria and
the boys out there serenading.

496
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,302
- I know who itis.

497
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:46,678
This flew out the window.

498
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,096
Look at the monogram.

499
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,767
- Judy Hightower.

500
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,477
- Judy Hightower.

501
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,354
He came in here and stole my good blouse

502
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,731
for miss tight ass bossy pants.

503
00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:59,441
Give me that.

504
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:04,404
Wait, wait, wait, we might
be able to hear them.

505
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,788
I can hear everything
you clowns do up there.

506
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,500
- You can, everything?

507
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,292
- Everything.

508
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,340
- Later, Billy, there isn't time.

509
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,930
- What are they doing?

510
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,391
- I don't know, I can't hear any noises.

511
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,059
- Do you think they're already-

512
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,936
- Too soon.

513
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:40,399
He's probably just sitting
on the couch next to her

514
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,150
with his arm around her shoulders

515
00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,196
and his hand caressing her knee

516
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:51,243
and now she closes her eyes

517
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,246
and she tilts her head back-

518
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,914
- Is he kissing her?

519
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:56,832
- Just about to.

520
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,296
- I'm sorry I can't make
it to the party tonight,

521
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,382
maybe next time, alright?

522
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:06,258
- Okay.

523
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,300
- Alright, you take care.

524
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,093
- Bye bye.

525
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,680
What a sweetie.

526
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,567
- Does Billy Batson live upstairs?

527
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,402
- Yeah he does but he's busy.

528
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:26,862
- That's too bad.

529
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,029
- Who are you?

530
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:32,993
- I'm his grandmother.

531
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:40,333
Must be doing something right.

532
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,379
- Go away.

533
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:47,257
- JPinky] It's Pinky, Billy, open up.

534
00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,719
- These guys have great timing.

535
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:51,678
I'll get rid of him.

536
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:59,144
I need another hour or two.

537
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,480
- My boy, it's time to go.

538
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,314
- It's the girl, Pinky,

539
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,191
the girl I was telling you about.

540
00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:05,775
- Oh yeah?

541
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,277
- Be a gentleman, come on.

542
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:11,323
Maybe just one little look,

543
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,533
you don't get a chance
like this every day.

544
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,453
- I was just borrowing a robe.

545
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,248
- Nice work, boy, nice work.

546
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,042
- See, you wouldn't want to go either.

547
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:26,171
- Help!

548
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,839
- Judy, oh honey.

549
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,761
- There you go, darling.

550
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:36,765
Are you alright, darling?

551
00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:38,600
- My blouse.

552
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,937
Rita, thanks, you're an absolute savior.

553
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,271
- Let me help you with that.

554
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,108
- Yo, is this a party?

555
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:52,697
- I'll get it, I'll get it.
- No, that's alright.

556
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:53,907
- Thanks so much,

557
00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:55,992
I'll be at my sorority later,

558
00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,494
bye everybody.

559
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:01,498
- Yo, amigos.

560
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:02,374
- Judy, wait!

561
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,796
- Hey, baby.

562
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:08,588
- Sandy.

563
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:14,553
Sandy, have you met my Uncle Pinky?

564
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,470
- No, I haven't.

565
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,056
Geezer, let's dance.

566
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:23,603
- Took the words right out my mind.

567
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:24,396
- Cerveza.

568
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,527
- Not married, are you darling?

569
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,072
Got a little cottage for you.

570
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,617
- Let's get down now.

571
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:41,162
- Whoa, whoa, Judy!

572
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,262
- Oh darn, well thanks, Billy,

573
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,014
I won't be needing you any longer.

574
00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:00,432
- I got nothing planned.

575
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,100
- It's been a long day.

576
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,353
Couldn't we just talk later on?

577
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:06,146
- Hey there,

578
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,274
why don't you kids come in for lemonade?

579
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,525
- Great idea.

580
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:11,610
- Thanks, Mr. Grimshaw

581
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,403
but he really has to be going.

582
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,113
- Oh nonsense, come on back.

583
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,453
- Oh remind me to thank him

584
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:22,704
for the use of his office.

585
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,919
- Oh, up and at 'em, angel.

586
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,546
Don't you have homework to finish?

587
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,756
- Right, homework.

588
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:33,840
- Hi, Ursula.

589
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,091
Oh, what a cute suit.

590
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:37,886
- Hi stud.

591
00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,347
- Well, punctual as every Judy

592
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,931
and you must be-

593
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:42,766
- Billy Batson.

594
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:43,933
- Ah, pleasure to meet you, Billy

595
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:44,726
Batson!

596
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:46,978
The Billy Batson

597
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,397
blowing up the student record
center last summer and-

598
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,650
- Hey, it was just an
accident, nobody was hurt.

599
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,734
Besides, they never pinned it on me.

600
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:53,777
- Never pinned it on you!

601
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:55,153
- Let's not bring up the past.

602
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,030
Billy just gave me a ride from school

603
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:59,324
and he is going to be leaving very soon.

604
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:00,575
Aren't you, Billy?

605
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,451
- I've got no plans

606
00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,620
and didn't I hear something
about ice cold lemonade?

607
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,412
- Hi Billy.

608
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,957
- Judy, alone.

609
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,840
Billy Batson in my house,

610
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,092
is nothing sacred?

611
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,803
And I am very surprised to see
you with him of all people.

612
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,388
- Well, I thought he
would be a good source

613
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,515
of Hog Day information.

614
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:26,267
Otherwise, I'd never have
anything to do with him

615
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,477
but he's being a pest.

616
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:29,771
- Batson is a walking plague.

617
00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,606
- Well at least we can keep an eye on him.

618
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,191
- True, true, true,

619
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,276
ves we don't want the
elderly Miss Lavatoire

620
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,362
exposed to this Hog Day nonsense.

621
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:40,198
Her lawyer sent me these
papers this morning.

622
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,242
Let me have a quick look at these

623
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:43,785
and we're off to the airport.

624
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:48,957
- Mr. Grimshaw, I hope
that the work I have done

625
00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:51,668
for the Endowment Committee
is being appreciated.

626
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:54,838
- Oh, your fine points have
been noticed, believe me

627
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,257
and I know you'll win the fellowship.

628
00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,091
- Really?

629
00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,801
- Well, I've seen the
faculty recommendations

630
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:04,264
and believe me, it's,
well within your grasp.

631
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,433
- Oh, I'm so excited.

632
00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,981
- Hi stud.

633
00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:13,857
Want to get high?

634
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,609
See that stuff up there?

635
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:17,485
I never smoke it

636
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:19,738
but our maid says the
top leaves are the best.

637
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,364
- Doesn't your father know about that?

638
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:23,491
- Yeah he does, it's a wine aphrodisiac.

639
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,369
Here, give me a lift.

640
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,162
Come on.

641
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:30,707
- All right.

642
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,250
- I didn't expect to see you here today

643
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,543
especially on Hog Day.

644
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,295
- I'm waiting for someone.

645
00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,546
- Stand in line, sucker,

646
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,299
my dad's in the den,
trying to slap the poor.

647
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,050
He's sure feeling his oats today,

648
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,594
a million dollar in kickbacks

649
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,887
on that new building.

650
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:45,263
You know who the contractor is?

651
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,931
Uncle Chuck Leabody.

652
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,476
He's the guy that built
that horrible new mall.

653
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,561
I wonder what dad's promising her now.

654
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:53,438
- You got it all figured out, don't you?

655
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:57,358
- Uh huh, it's not the first
time I've seen this happen.

656
00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:00,028
Wise up, you look like you've been around.

657
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,196
- How old are you anyway?

658
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:02,864
- Old enough, stud.

659
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,491
You know what I call your friend Judy?

660
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,784
No-Nookie of the North.

661
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,036
And even if the human iceberg did put out,

662
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:09,788
my dad couldn't get it up anyway,

663
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,539
he's going through a midlife crisis.

664
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,291
- Maybe your mother would
like to hear you say that.

665
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,793
- Maybe my mother already has.

666
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,836
- Maybe this time she'll wash
your mouth out with soap.

667
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:19,339
- Maybe you'll lean me over
your knee and spank me.

668
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,301
- Ursula, what the hell is going on here?

669
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,053
- Dad.

670
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,518
- Sounds like your stepmother's
back from the beauty parlor,

671
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,228
go see if she needs some help.

672
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,688
- Help up the stairs, she's smashed again.

673
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,863
- A little out of your age
group, isn't she, Batson?

674
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,782
- Nice girl, athletic too.

675
00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:48,535
- Word of
the wise, Mr. Hogmeister,

676
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,079
I don't want to see you
near my daughter again.

677
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:53,248
That innocent little flower is my treasure

678
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:54,666
and God help the man

679
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,750
that tries to take her away form me

680
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,043
before I am ready to let her go.

681
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,503
Do we understand each other,

682
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,880
Mr. seduce their daughters and run, hog?

683
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:03,675
- Good morning.

684
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:09,180
Hello, no don't get up please.

685
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,557
I'm going to bed.

686
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:20,400
- Whew.

687
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:26,030
Bye.

688
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,915
- Hi stud, want to go for a ride?

689
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:36,833
- Out.

690
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,001
- Oh come on, bucko,

691
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,336
stop knocking your head
against a brick wall.

692
00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,671
Anyway, a good looking guy like you

693
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:43,214
can do better than that.

694
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,717
- Remind me to take you up
on that spanking sometime.

695
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,552
- Oh please, Billy, I
want to go for a ride.

696
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:49,762
My dad keeps me locked up every Hog Day.

697
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:50,972
I mean I really want to be a hog

698
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:52,599
and make the best hog ever.

699
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:53,600
- I know you would

700
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,934
and if I were your father,

701
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,895
I'd keep you locked up everyday.

702
00:39:56,895 --> 00:40:00,023
Look, try me again in a few years, okay.

703
00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,691
Now out, I gotta run.

704
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,696
- Nobody around here wants
to have any fun anymore.

705
00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:07,530
- Aw.

706
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,323
- See you later.

707
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:12,744
<i>Pan Am flight 102
now arriving from Paris.</i>

708
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:13,536
<i>Gate seven.</i>

709
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,873
- Where is the old onion?

710
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,679
- Miss Lavatoire?

711
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:33,473
A-ha.

712
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:38,186
I am so glad to see you, yes, yes.

713
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,188
I am Robert A. Grimshaw.

714
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,316
- Hi, I'm Judith Hightower.

715
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,151
Did you have a nice flight?

716
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,619
- Hi grandma.

717
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:57,372
How are you?

718
00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,791
- Traffic was murder.

719
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:00,917
Here, thanks so much.

720
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:08,091
- Obviously, I'm the
victim of a practical joke.

721
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,134
I'll strangle the clown responsible.

722
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:17,433
- Excuse me, but are you
from Lavatoire College?

723
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,686
I think you're expecting me.

724
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,896
I am Madeleine Eloise Lavatoire.

725
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:29,278
- This reminds me of a
place I had in the Bronx.

726
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:31,572
The South Bronx, on Wallace Avenue.

727
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,740
- Can I help you?

728
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,785
- Oh yeah, I'm expecting
to meet Billy Batson here.

729
00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,912
- That monster has never
set foot in this house.

730
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,623
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

731
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:41,916
- Oh you can ask, mama.

732
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:48,256
Like I said, you can ask but
it won't do you much good.

733
00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:49,090
- What?

734
00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:50,508
You little tout.

735
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,135
- Hey, hold on a minute there, warden,

736
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:52,969
what's going on?

737
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,429
- I'll hold on a minute.

738
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:55,638
I want you out of here, I said out.

739
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,227
Oh.

740
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:12,363
- Oh, that's where he must be.

741
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,168
A sleeping princess, fantastic.

742
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:34,886
I think I'll just take a look.

743
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:36,679
Don't let me disturb you darling.

744
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,100
Oh, I think it's a little
too warm for that sweetheart.

745
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,103
We don't need that do we?

746
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,606
That's most interesting.

747
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,067
I hope you don't mind

748
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,819
if Dr. Pinky takes a little looksy.

749
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:55,239
Oh yes, very nice, very nice.

750
00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:02,246
Oh the prognosis looks
very good, very good.

751
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,998
Wait, wait, I'm not finished.

752
00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,418
Perhaps I should check
some of the other parts.

753
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:13,299
Oh yes, most interesting,
most interesting.

754
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:16,761
That's it, sleep my princess, sleep.

755
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,065
- Batson.

756
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:35,279
You mucilaginous dirty-minded neanderthal,

757
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,031
you should be ashamed of yourself,

758
00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,324
abusing your powers.

759
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:40,743
- She was gonna catch cold boss,

760
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:43,079
I thought I'd try and cover her up.

761
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:44,247
- There's a woman downstairs,

762
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,706
I believe you've met her.

763
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:46,541
- Uh-huh.

764
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:47,750
- Tomorrow morning,

765
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,210
the shopping mall in town
is going to collapse.

766
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,711
That poor woman

767
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,381
is going to be one of
the unfortunate victims.

768
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,758
I think I'll take you
off the Batson assignment

769
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,969
and have you greet her.

770
00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,720
- Oh no, no, boss, listen I'll find him,

771
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,888
he was supposed to be here.

772
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,307
- It's your last chance, Batson.

773
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,518
You have until midnight or else.

774
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,312
- Midnight.

775
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,856
- Yes, I'd take care of it myself

776
00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:13,192
if I didn't have the Moore
arrangements to worry about.

777
00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:14,861
Well now go on get going.

778
00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:17,405
- I'll find him, I'll find him.

779
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:29,917
- This is turning out to be
such a pleasant surprise.

780
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:32,295
You see, we expected
someone so much older.

781
00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:34,172
- It is perhaps the name.

782
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,924
Madeleine and Eloise are
very old fashioned names,

783
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:37,758
even in Europe.

784
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:40,386
- Oh nonsense, I think
they're lovely names, yes.

785
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:42,680
Perhaps you'd like to
come back to my house now

786
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,558
and rest up before tonight's big ceremony.

787
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,977
- I would rather meet some of the students

788
00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:51,397
and the people who will
benefit from my endowment.

789
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,732
- Oh, but you've already met them.

790
00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:56,360
I mean like Judy, students like her,

791
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,239
serious, dedicated hard working
men and women like them.

792
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,287
Who are they?

793
00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:07,997
- Exchange students, Mr. Grimshaw.

794
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,124
- Indians, I believe.

795
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,668
- Well, why don't we go say hello?

796
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:20,468
- Hello, hello, we are very proud of you,

797
00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:22,845
study hard, work good.

798
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:25,306
Tonight, big party.

799
00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:28,226
Meet ancestor of founder, yes?

800
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,101
Yes.

801
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:31,896
- Who is that asshole?

802
00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:35,900
- Would you like to see the
site of your new building?

803
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,193
- Yes sure.

804
00:45:37,193 --> 00:45:39,111
- Well, I have to go check
on the endowment committee,

805
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,697
so I will leave you in the capable hands

806
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,449
of President Grimshaw.

807
00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:44,700
So nice to meet you.

808
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,493
- Goodbye.

809
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,286
- This way please.

810
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:52,291
You must ignore all this.

811
00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:53,960
It'll be torn down in a couple of days

812
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,461
and right over there you see...

813
00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:58,756
Is that catering truck with the-

814
00:45:58,756 --> 00:45:59,715
- Let's go.
- Hogs.

815
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:02,677
Should have known.

816
00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:04,220
Stop that, hey you!

817
00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,310
Stop, hey come back here, hey!

818
00:46:14,981 --> 00:46:15,856
Stop, stop!

819
00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:20,403
- Care for a carrot?

820
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:33,666
- Batson, I knew it was you!

821
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:44,760
That's it, Batson, pack
your bags, you're expelled,

822
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,886
you hear that?

823
00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:56,689
Oh there you are, angel,
this is my daughter Ursula.

824
00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:58,149
- Hi Ursula.

825
00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:01,110
- And this is Miss
Madeleine Eloise Lavatoire.

826
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:02,361
She'll be staying with us for-

827
00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:03,195
- I heard the French model

828
00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:04,864
has got everyone's mojo
working around here.

829
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,782
You're okay, we'll have fun, come on.

830
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,746
Can I get you anything,
cocktail, joint, candy bar?

831
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:14,206
Come on.

832
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:16,917
- Yes, Ursula,

833
00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:19,920
we live a pretty good
life in the Swiss convent.

834
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,381
- You mean no records, no TV, no boys?

835
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:24,717
I'd go crazy after the first minute.

836
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:25,551
How do you do it?

837
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:28,929
- Well, we did not have the
advantages of American kids.

838
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:29,764
- What advantages?

839
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:30,765
I'm like a prisoner here.

840
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:31,932
My dad keeps me locked up,

841
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:34,602
I can't even go near
the campus on Hog Day.

842
00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:36,437
- What hogs?

843
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:39,440
Your father was very unhappy
today with these hogs.

844
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,360
- Hogs are great, I mean
they're party animals.

845
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,236
- Party animals, what's that?

846
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:45,279
- Yeah, they party down all day,

847
00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:46,739
you know like they get down.

848
00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:48,157
I can't explain it.

849
00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:50,910
If we get out of here, I could
show you what it's about.

850
00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:52,328
I can't sit here another minute anyway,

851
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:54,246
you want to go look for hogs?

852
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,832
- Yes, but won't that make
your father angry again?

853
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:57,875
- He'll get over it.

854
00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:01,128
- Before we go tell me one thing.

855
00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:02,004
- Shoot sister.

856
00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:06,342
- This word Batson, is it a curse?

857
00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:07,802
- Depends on who you're talking to.

858
00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:09,387
Let's go find out.

859
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,528
Thanks, Junior, have a good one.

860
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:27,446
Yeah, it's just more fun
when you get a pervert.

861
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:28,823
Let's look for some hogs.

862
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:30,825
- If we meet anyone,

863
00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:32,952
let's not say who I really am.

864
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:35,204
We tell them I am your
cousin from Montreal,

865
00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:36,247
cousin Nina.

866
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:39,917
- Sure cuz, look there's
Batson, you want to meet him?

867
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,044
- I was just curious about the word.

868
00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:44,213
Please, this Batson is nothing to me.

869
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:45,589
- Oh come on, hey Billy.

870
00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:49,051
Hey Billy, how 'bout giving us a ride,

871
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,678
you know cruise around the campus?

872
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,263
- Sorry, I got other plans.

873
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,766
Hey, hey, hey, hey, your
father's looking for you.

874
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,643
- Oh come on, be a sport,

875
00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,019
anyway I promised my cousin.

876
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:07,445
- So how long you gonna be
staying with the Grimshaw's?

877
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,823
- I was planning on
staying only a day or two.

878
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:12,283
- She's homesick for Canada.

879
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,201
Didn't I tell you she was from Canada?

880
00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:16,996
Lin has a tragic story, let me tell it.

881
00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:18,622
She lived with a Canadian Grimshaw's

882
00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,125
and she was captured by these Eskimos

883
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,002
and she ran away from the igloo

884
00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:24,837
and then she was chased
by these polar bears

885
00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:26,338
and this pack of rabid sled dogs

886
00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:28,591
and they followed her all
the way to the Hudson Bay

887
00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,009
and then Lin, remember that time

888
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:31,469
you ran away from the convent

889
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:33,304
and the mounties went after her

890
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,763
and she tried to get to America

891
00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:36,557
just to be on "American Bandstand",

892
00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:37,933
she's a great dancer too

893
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:40,311
and then she stowed away in a steam ship

894
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:41,770
and that took her on the
Saint Lawrence Seaway.

895
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:45,149
You know that's one of man's
greatest engineering feats,

896
00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,734
it was built in 1959

897
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:49,153
and it gave deep draft
ocean going vessels,

898
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:52,406
well it gave them way to the
entire interior continent

899
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,200
of North America,

900
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,576
you know, I did a report on it.

901
00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:57,828
Billy, I think the cops are after us.

902
00:49:58,662 --> 00:49:59,497
What does he want?

903
00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:00,706
We weren't even speeding.

904
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:01,540
Step on it,

905
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:03,375
they'll never get us alive.

906
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:06,045
- I don't think it's about speeding.

907
00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:08,297
It might be a little
mistake about the car.

908
00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:10,633
I borrowed it this morning,
they probably forgot,

909
00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:11,509
just let me talk to this guy,

910
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:14,011
I'm sure I can fix it no problem.

911
00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:35,241
- Hey, what are you guys in here for?

912
00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:36,700
- What?

913
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,744
- What are you in here for?

914
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:41,330
- 'Cause they won't let us out.

915
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:42,540
- Didn't you call your lawyer?

916
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,624
- I am his lawyer.

917
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,794
- Well, how long have
you been in here for?

918
00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,504
- Since Moby Dick was a minnow.

919
00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,508
- Ah.

920
00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:54,927
- Come on, can't we get some money?

921
00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:56,971
- I don't have enough to spring Batson.

922
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,472
Come on, give me my hat, Ursula,

923
00:50:58,472 --> 00:50:59,974
your dad's gonna be here soon.

924
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:01,559
- Let me just play with your gun.

925
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,393
- Oh no.

926
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,895
- Ohcomeon, IbetI'ma
better shot than you are.

927
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,146
You ever killed a guy?

928
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:06,981
- No.

929
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,816
- Oh come on, just a few practice shots.

930
00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:09,650
- You might hurt yourself.

931
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:10,901
And then what'll your dad think?

932
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,111
- Oh come on, I won't shoot anybody.

933
00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:12,903
- No, no.

934
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,326
- Oh come on, I just want to wear the hat.

935
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,494
- Give me my hat.

936
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:21,537
- You're being a meanie.

937
00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:25,374
- Ursula, what the hell is going on here?

938
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:27,209
- Hi daddy.

939
00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:30,129
- Get me out of here.

940
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:31,755
Hey, I'm an innocent man.

941
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,842
Ah, well it's about time

942
00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:38,637
you two bit rinky dink suburban
scum sucking flat foot.

943
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,473
You!

944
00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:44,393
- Quiet, do you want them to hear you?

945
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:45,227
- Yes!

946
00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:46,562
You fascist marionette, listen-

947
00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:49,565
- Shh, you talk too much.

948
00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:52,985
- Is this an escape?

949
00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:55,654
- It might be if you can keep quiet.

950
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,616
- The car was stolen early this morning

951
00:51:58,616 --> 00:51:59,867
from Riverton Hospital,

952
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:01,160
that's over in Lakeville

953
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,078
and the suspects were apprehended-

954
00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:06,707
- My daughter is not a suspect.

955
00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:08,042
- Yes sir.

956
00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,669
Your daughter and the
suspect William Batson-

957
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:11,503
- Batson!

958
00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:14,757
Still have
a gallows around here?

959
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,008
If not, I'll buy you one.

960
00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:18,927
- And Miss Lynn Lefleur-

961
00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:22,514
- Obviously another one of
Batson's tramp girlfriends.

962
00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:25,517
- I wouldn't know sir,
she's not from this area,

963
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:26,935
French, I think.

964
00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:28,062
- Ursula, I...

965
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:34,151
French girl about 21,
tall honey colored hair,

966
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:35,694
what!

967
00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:38,113
- Dad, it's not what you think.

968
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:41,617
She was sweating, we had
to get out of the house,

969
00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:42,910
I think she's claustrophobic.

970
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:44,161
- Why, it's a big house?

971
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,871
- Well, we wanted to go
down and get some souvenirs

972
00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,915
from the Union Shop, you
know, I get a big discount.

973
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:50,125
- Well, that's reasonable, yes.

974
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:53,962
Ursula, angel, just
what were the two of you

975
00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,172
really up to, huh?

976
00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:57,424
- Sir,

977
00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:58,801
you know you've got
shaving cream on your face?

978
00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:00,135
- Will you shut up?

979
00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:01,512
So where's the girl?

980
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:02,763
If you put her in jail,

981
00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:03,806
if you even touch her-

982
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:06,016
- You let me worry about
who's in jail and who isn't.

983
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,768
I told you she wasn't a suspect.

984
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,145
- Any idea who this girl is?

985
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,690
- No sir, I don't, I'm
just following procedure.

986
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,817
- Well maybe we should discuss
your so called procedures

987
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:15,651
with the mayor.

988
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,319
- Yes sir.

989
00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:20,072
- Look, forget it.

990
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,878
- How did you get past me?

991
00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:36,380
- I'm gonna borrow another car.

992
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:43,053
- I will take the wheel.

993
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:45,097
You are not a lucky driver.

994
00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:45,889
- No kidding.

995
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,645
Where'd you learn to drive anyway?

996
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:53,021
- In the convent.

997
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:54,356
- That's good.

998
00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,524
- Yes really, in the convent

999
00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:57,359
or getting away from one.

1000
00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:00,195
- Where are you from?

1001
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:03,741
- Some place faraway.

1002
00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:06,952
- You're not from there are you?

1003
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:08,704
Look, I'm not ready to go,

1004
00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:10,372
I gotta have tonight.

1005
00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:13,876
- No, Canada, yes?

1006
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,462
- You know Pinky Batson?

1007
00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:19,506
Stubby little guy, cigar, gray hat,

1008
00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,633
twinkle in his bloodshot eye?

1009
00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:24,511
- Pinky Batson, what a funny name!

1010
00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,764
No I don't know any Pinky Batson.

1011
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,182
Is he a relation of yours?

1012
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,641
Then I would like to know him.

1013
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:32,394
- This is it, I'm here.

1014
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:35,981
- This is your house?

1015
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:38,150
- Mmhmm, want to come in?

1016
00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:41,695
- Yes, but I should get
the car back to my uncle.

1017
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:43,155
- Well can I come with you?

1018
00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:45,908
- My uncle will
have you thrown in jail again.

1019
00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:46,742
- Ah.

1020
00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:48,076
- Stay out of sight,

1021
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:49,828
that's my advice for the fugitive.

1022
00:54:50,746 --> 00:54:52,539
Go away for a few days.

1023
00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,374
- But when can I see you again?

1024
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:58,128
How about if I lay low for a few hours

1025
00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,505
and you take the car back

1026
00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:02,299
and can I see you again tonight?

1027
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,258
- I'd like that very much

1028
00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:05,928
but I have plans for tonight,

1029
00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:08,305
plans I'm not going to be able to break.

1030
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,807
But tomorrow?

1031
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:14,770
- Uh, no, tomorrow I
have plans I can't break.

1032
00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,299
I'm gonna be leaving very early

1033
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:47,010
and I just wanted something
to remember you by.

1034
00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,890
I don't think we'll get a
chance to see each other again.

1035
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,560
- I will miss you tonight.

1036
00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:58,647
Goodbye, Billy.

1037
00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:02,109
- Goodbye.

1038
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:23,213
- Bye mom, bye dad, bye Madeleine.

1039
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:25,132
- Bye Ursula.
- Oh have a good time.

1040
00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:28,385
- We'll be home early

1041
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,095
and I don't want you leaving the house.

1042
00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:32,890
- I wouldn't dream of it.
- Good.

1043
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,287
- Yeah, all right.

1044
00:56:57,664 --> 00:57:00,125
- Wow, are you guys in a band,

1045
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:00,959
where you playing?

1046
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,130
- Some skunkhole called Lavatoire College.

1047
00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:06,715
- You're the band for Hog Day.

1048
00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:08,383
- That's right.

1049
00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:09,176
Hey.

1050
00:57:13,972 --> 00:57:15,015
- Party time!

1051
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:01,246
JOh no?!

1052
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:19,681
- One more year, one more year,

1053
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:22,476
one more year, one more year!

1054
00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:23,894
- Enough is enough.

1055
00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,353
Time for a change.

1056
00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:28,231
Hogs and hogettes,

1057
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:33,236
are you ready for the election
of the new hogmeister?

1058
00:59:37,866 --> 00:59:39,785
Our new candidates!

1059
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:40,619
Please!

1060
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,963
Our first contestant,

1061
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,677
Lavatoire's very first Rhode Scholar,

1062
00:59:57,677 --> 00:59:58,845
ves ladies and gentlemen,

1063
00:59:58,845 --> 01:00:01,389
he has a job with the highway
department this summer,

1064
01:00:01,389 --> 01:00:03,475
Mr. Dick Barducci.

1065
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:07,187
Please, please, no voting

1066
01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,731
until all the candidates
have been announced.

1067
01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:12,692
- Of course, those are
only a few of my favorites.

1068
01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:15,529
But if you ask me which
one I enjoyed the most

1069
01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:19,199
I'd have to say the
Camembert, wouldn't you agree?

1070
01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:21,618
- Yes, it really is a very nice town.

1071
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,078
- You know, I meant the cheese.

1072
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:25,914
- Would you please excuse us for a moment?

1073
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:30,544
Get over there and tell
those morons to keep it down.

1074
01:00:30,544 --> 01:00:34,256
- Sir, I suggest we
close both those doors-

1075
01:00:34,256 --> 01:00:35,048
- Now.

1076
01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:37,634
- Yes sir.

1077
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:43,390
Would you excuse me for
a moment, mademoiselle?

1078
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:49,646
- And our final candidate

1079
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:54,109
from Cleveland, Edward Yoinker Hamocka.

1080
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,532
I don't know my little
piggies, I don't know,

1081
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,117
looks pretty close.

1082
01:01:02,117 --> 01:01:03,869
What do you think we need?

1083
01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:05,120
- Run off, run off, run off.

1084
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:09,791
- Oh no.

1085
01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:13,670
- Run off, run off, run off.

1086
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,131
- No, no, no, I can't take it.

1087
01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:19,342
Alright, alright, alright.

1088
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,177
A run off.

1089
01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:26,183
- Batson.
- Remember-

1090
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:28,435
- Batson.

1091
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:32,814
- Okay, now remember, don't vote

1092
01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:35,066
until I've given the final signal.

1093
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,526
- I only need a minute Batson.

1094
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:40,739
Students, we don't have
to make a lot of noise

1095
01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,490
to have fun, do we?

1096
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,580
President Grimshaw has
asked me to tell you all

1097
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:50,373
that there is a ceremony going on.

1098
01:01:57,255 --> 01:01:59,299
- Yeah, a new hogmeister!

1099
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:39,631
- What's with Batson?

1100
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:41,549
- This is not a true hog.

1101
01:02:43,134 --> 01:02:46,513
Bone dry, he hasn't even
gone down the slime slide.

1102
01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:47,889
- Billy what's wrong?

1103
01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:49,933
Snap out of it!

1104
01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:50,809
- I'm dead.

1105
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,562
- Well you shouldn't have
stayed out so late last night.

1106
01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:56,314
Did you get any sleep at all?

1107
01:02:56,314 --> 01:02:59,109
- I didn't see any bags
under Hightower's eyes.

1108
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:03,697
- Not dead tired, dead, deceased, no more.

1109
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,242
I was killed last night in a car accident.

1110
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:09,703
- I think maybe we should ease up

1111
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:11,579
on the punch a little, Billy.

1112
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:14,874
- Not dead drunk, dead.

1113
01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,209
- How about some fresh air?

1114
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,629
- You two are terrific.

1115
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:23,341
I want you two to be happy

1116
01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:25,468
and think of your old pal Billy Batson

1117
01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:26,303
in your old age

1118
01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:29,014
when you're sitting in
front of your hearth,

1119
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:30,640
in your rocking chairs.

1120
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,310
- You're painting a real
beautiful picture here Billy

1121
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:36,313
but this guy hasn't
even slept with me yet.

1122
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:37,105
- What?

1123
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:42,110
No, you gotta take care of this man

1124
01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:43,069
before you lose your chance.

1125
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,154
If I were you,

1126
01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:47,741
no don't take my advice.

1127
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,706
- Hey Billy, it's me Pinky,

1128
01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:57,459
didn't recognize me, huh?

1129
01:03:57,459 --> 01:03:58,585
- No.

1130
01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,128
- Look around, don't get caught,

1131
01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:01,463
I'll be right back,

1132
01:04:01,463 --> 01:04:06,426
she's from Romania, ay
caramba.

1133
01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:24,319
- This food, this isn't the food that I...

1134
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:26,696
This isn't the food-
- Hello.

1135
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:27,530
- Oh hi Judy.

1136
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,616
Judy, this is my wife, Dolores Greenbaum.

1137
01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:30,825
Dolores Greenbaum, Judy.

1138
01:04:30,825 --> 01:04:32,786
- Very nice to meet you.

1139
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:34,162
- Quite a layout you got her.

1140
01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:35,038
- Boo.

1141
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:39,250
- Billy, oh, Billy I wish you
had dressed a little nicer.

1142
01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:41,711
Try not to let Grimshaw see you.

1143
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,006
Can I meet you back here in an hour?

1144
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:45,799
- Sure.

1145
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,634
- Hi.

1146
01:04:47,634 --> 01:04:50,095
- Hi.
- You have met?

1147
01:04:51,513 --> 01:04:52,722
- Yeah.
- Yes.

1148
01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,682
- Get everybody up on stage, we're ready.

1149
01:04:54,682 --> 01:04:57,685
- Okay, showtime.
- Shall we?

1150
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:13,284
- See that man?

1151
01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:14,994
When he wanted something he took it,

1152
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:16,788
suffered the consequences later

1153
01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:19,290
to go after everything you want tonight.

1154
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,251
You got to admire the spirit.

1155
01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:22,252
- You like old August?

1156
01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:23,878
- It's the original hog.

1157
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:27,090
Before they threw our football
team out of the league

1158
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:28,508
they called us the ogs.

1159
01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:30,385
We changed the name

1160
01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:33,179
but the principle's the same.

1161
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,764
Yeah, old August,

1162
01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:37,308
and now look what he's left us,

1163
01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:40,854
some pathetic old hag who's
lining Grimshaw's pockets.

1164
01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:43,773
He's taking her to the
cleaners on this endowment.

1165
01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:46,276
- The endowment is not good?

1166
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,070
- Money's only helpful when
it goes where it needs to go.

1167
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:50,864
Come on.

1168
01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:17,599
- Ladies and gentlemen,

1169
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,642
while we're waiting
for our guest of honor,

1170
01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:21,936
I'm sure you'll enjoy another selection

1171
01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:24,397
by our string trio.

1172
01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,992
Where is that slouzer?

1173
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:37,494
- I can't imagine,

1174
01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:39,537
I left her talking with Batson.

1175
01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:40,914
- Batson, Batson!

1176
01:07:57,365 --> 01:07:59,200
- I want to say so many things to you

1177
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:02,370
but I think I should make
a conversation first.

1178
01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:05,290
I haven't told you all
the truth about myself.

1179
01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:07,250
- Forget about your shady past,

1180
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,626
I'm not interested in the mistakes

1181
01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:10,336
of your wild Canadian youth

1182
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:13,715
driven insane by cabin
fever and televised hockey.

1183
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,550
It means nothing to me.

1184
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:16,843
- Wait a minute, Billy.

1185
01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:17,927
I have something to tell you.

1186
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:20,972
- Excuse me, I don't mean to be a pest

1187
01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:23,016
and I know you appreciate this opportunity

1188
01:08:23,016 --> 01:08:25,310
to see the campus even
it's slimy underbelly

1189
01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:27,729
but we're all waiting for you my dear,

1190
01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:30,023
our guests are eager to greet you.

1191
01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,482
- I have some unfinished business

1192
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:34,277
and I will be with you, I promise.

1193
01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:46,331
- I have never seen such
a sorry sight, Constable,

1194
01:08:46,331 --> 01:08:48,374
nothing could disappoint me more.

1195
01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:16,527
- Ursula!

1196
01:09:16,527 --> 01:09:17,987
- Hi, dad, great party, huh?

1197
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:19,614
You want to boogie?

1198
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:21,449
- You've had quite enough fun for now.

1199
01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:22,325
- Calm down.

1200
01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:24,077
- Come with me, now.

1201
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:24,869
- Dad.

1202
01:09:54,982 --> 01:09:58,903
- Lets see how well our hogs

1203
01:09:58,903 --> 01:10:00,029
see in the dark, huh?

1204
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:02,699
- Dad you are such a grouch.

1205
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:05,076
- After you tell me what
you wanted to tell me,

1206
01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:07,787
I have something that
I wanted to tell you.

1207
01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:28,349
- I know the only way I can tell you,

1208
01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:29,767
come with me to the ceremony.

1209
01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:32,061
- There's your party, malcontents.

1210
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:34,939
that building is going down tomorrow,

1211
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:36,649
now get, all of you.

1212
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:38,484
- You need a vacation dad,

1213
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:40,653
come on, let me just go
say goodbye to the band.

1214
01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:41,612
- Ursula...

1215
01:10:43,281 --> 01:10:44,115
Mademoiselle.

1216
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:50,788
No one needs you, Batson.

1217
01:11:39,045 --> 01:11:40,254
- Ladies and gentlemen...

1218
01:11:43,049 --> 01:11:43,966
Knock it off.

1219
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,721
Ladies and gentlemen,

1220
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,139
and tonight something we
dreamt about for years-

1221
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:51,265
- Your father cut off the light?

1222
01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:53,976
- With an ax like some
kind of berserk lumberjack.

1223
01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:55,812
- Oh no, but what about the party?

1224
01:11:56,896 --> 01:12:00,024
- I've got an idea but don't tell dad.

1225
01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:05,404
- Good idea.

1226
01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:06,489
- Give her, ladies and gentlemen,

1227
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:09,200
a warm and friendly welcome please,

1228
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,870
for Miss Madeleine Eloise Lavatoire.

1229
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,339
- Thank you, President Grimshaw.

1230
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,133
Today I came from Paris
to Lavatoire College

1231
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:27,343
to give $12 million-

1232
01:12:33,391 --> 01:12:37,854
And tonight I'm very happy to
tell you, President Grimshaw

1233
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:39,564
and the distinguished audience

1234
01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:41,482
that I have some very good news,

1235
01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:44,151
the building will not be built.

1236
01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:47,029
I know, this must be very
confusing to everybody

1237
01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:49,323
but I'd like to explain

1238
01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:52,869
so that all of you will
be able to understand.

1239
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:55,204
I have nothing against your college.

1240
01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:59,375
Thanks to a few people here tonight

1241
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:02,712
my life is changed and
will never be the same

1242
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,465
but I promised to give
the money and I will

1243
01:13:07,425 --> 01:13:09,010
but not for another building

1244
01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:10,720
that students do not want.

1245
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,221
So I will give the money

1246
01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:15,141
and we'll build a student activity center

1247
01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:19,604
and make Hog Day an
official school holiday.

1248
01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:29,530
And every year, Hog Day will
be celebrated with a party.

1249
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:34,869
And tonight, we start at the home

1250
01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:38,164
of our distinguished
president Robert Grimshaw.

1251
01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:40,499
- A party?

1252
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,802
- One moment, ladies
and gentlemen, please,

1253
01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:54,555
I think there's been a slight mistake.

1254
01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:55,765
I know you all appreciate

1255
01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:58,142
Miss Lavatoire's
continental sense of humor.

1256
01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:02,188
Will you sit down please?

1257
01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:04,315
Would you close the doors?

1258
01:14:04,315 --> 01:14:09,278
Wait a minute, what?

1259
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,569
- Now, about that little secret of mine,

1260
01:15:34,155 --> 01:15:35,781
you're not gonna believe this.

1261
01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:37,408
- Try me, maybe I'll believe you.

1262
01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:39,618
- Oh, Madeleine, Madeleine,

1263
01:15:42,913 --> 01:15:45,207
why didn't you start throwing
away your money last year

1264
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:46,250
or even yesterday?

1265
01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:50,963
Okay, now don't laugh,

1266
01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:54,759
I've always considered
myself a very good driver

1267
01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:57,511
so imagine my surprise when last night-

1268
01:15:57,511 --> 01:15:58,929
- Hold those.

1269
01:15:58,929 --> 01:15:59,805
Hey righteous.

1270
01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:05,644
- Dad, there you are,

1271
01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:07,229
look, I came to check something out,

1272
01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:08,147
when Madeleine moves out

1273
01:16:08,147 --> 01:16:09,857
the guest room'll be empty, won't it?

1274
01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:11,901
Well I want to know if someone
can move in for awhile,

1275
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:12,777
you know someone like Ubbo

1276
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,528
and the rest of the guys in the band.

1277
01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:16,030
See their other house burned down

1278
01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,281
and they said it's alright with them,

1279
01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:18,657
is it alright with you?

1280
01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:20,284
Thanks dad, you're great.

1281
01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:26,290
- And he's looking for me

1282
01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:27,166
but I think I...

1283
01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:30,544
You don't believe a word I said?

1284
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,672
- Well he doesn't matter,

1285
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:36,467
if you are a ghost and
leaving for heaven tonight,

1286
01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:39,303
then you will have a good excuse
not to call in the morning

1287
01:16:39,303 --> 01:16:43,474
but I'm not worried, not worried at all.

1288
01:16:44,475 --> 01:16:45,351
- I'm not either.

1289
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,107
Why don't we find some place to be alone?

1290
01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:52,983
Come on.

1291
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:01,242
- I'm only in town a few days, sweetheart.

1292
01:17:01,242 --> 01:17:03,160
Talking to some financiers.

1293
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:07,164
Billy, just got the word, 12 o'clock,

1294
01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:10,459
don't get lost, my boy.

1295
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:11,252
- Okay, Pink.

1296
01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:17,424
- Then it's back to New York, sweetie.

1297
01:17:17,424 --> 01:17:18,968
- You're a very interesting man.

1298
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,846
- Listen my dear, I have a few minutes

1299
01:17:21,846 --> 01:17:24,765
and I'd like to talk
to you about my fears.

1300
01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:35,901
- What do you think?

1301
01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,403
Huh?

1302
01:17:37,403 --> 01:17:39,238
- I don't know.

1303
01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:41,532
Do you have any protection?

1304
01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:43,367
- Me?

1305
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,263
- Hi, excuse me,

1306
01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,102
great speech, listen Billy,

1307
01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:11,312
you still got that thing?

1308
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:16,275
- As a matter of fact...

1309
01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:18,527
- Thanks.

1310
01:18:19,778 --> 01:18:22,531
Are you gonna be using this room long?

1311
01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:23,866
- We were just leaving.

1312
01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:27,786
- Good.
- Come on, come on.

1313
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,499
Maybe we'll have a little
more privacy on the roof.

1314
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:36,420
Good night.

1315
01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:19,630
- Oh.

1316
01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:25,427
Oh, I am so sorry this had to happen.

1317
01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:26,887
Is there anything that I can do?

1318
01:19:26,887 --> 01:19:28,764
- Water, water.

1319
01:19:33,727 --> 01:19:36,230
- What happened tonight wasn't my fault

1320
01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:38,524
but you know what,

1321
01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:41,694
I think we did make a good
impression on her, don't you?

1322
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:45,489
Isn't it funny how
things seem to work out?

1323
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:49,785
Mr. Grimshaw, I just want to make sure

1324
01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:51,870
that the things that went on today

1325
01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:53,455
won't affect my chances

1326
01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:56,375
for the Lavertoire Summer
at Oxford Fellowship.

1327
01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:01,130
- You still want it?

1328
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,798
- Oh I want it more than anything,

1329
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:04,717
anything to get out of here.

1330
01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:08,679
- There's only one more
recommendation you need, mine.

1331
01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:13,183
- Ah, watch your step.

1332
01:20:13,183 --> 01:20:14,893
- Judy, please.

1333
01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:16,020
- Excuse me, sir.

1334
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:18,147
- Constable.
- but that kind of behavior

1335
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:19,231
goes against the grain

1336
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,442
of the Lavertoire Student Code of Ethics

1337
01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:25,154
and is considered pretty
offensive by society in general.

1338
01:20:28,866 --> 01:20:30,659
- I have a wife anyway.

1339
01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:36,248
- Can you believe that he
expected me to have sex with him

1340
01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:38,417
just for a fellowship?

1341
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:39,209
- He did?

1342
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:43,505
Well I still think you're
gonna get the fellowship.

1343
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:47,426
But if you don't, I'd like you to come

1344
01:20:47,426 --> 01:20:48,594
and spend the summer with me

1345
01:20:48,594 --> 01:20:50,554
at my grandparent's place in Charleston.

1346
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:56,894
- You know, I was afraid that civilization

1347
01:20:56,894 --> 01:21:00,314
as we had known it came to an end tonight

1348
01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:03,150
but in spite of the way you look,

1349
01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,526
you're still a gentleman,

1350
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:05,819
I would love to, Greg.

1351
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:07,613
- Oh, you would?

1352
01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:08,822
And you won't be bored

1353
01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:10,491
‘cause I've invited some of the other hogs

1354
01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:13,452
and it's gonna be one
hell of a monster hog out.

1355
01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,677
- Oh my God, it's late.

1356
01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:35,015
- Oh, good luck, Pinky,

1357
01:21:35,015 --> 01:21:37,142
I hope New York is a big hit.

1358
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:40,312
- Listen, I'm gonna leave
a couple of freebies here.

1359
01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:42,773
Oh listen, I'm not supposed to do this

1360
01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:45,776
but do not go shopping
near the mall tomorrow.

1361
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,698
- Pinky, you were great.

1362
01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,410
- They all say that.

1363
01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:13,804
- What is it?

1364
01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:15,264
- It's the northern lights.

1365
01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:17,182
- I don't think so.

1366
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:21,687
- Where's Billy?

1367
01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:23,856
- He's on the roof with
Madeleine, isn't he?

1368
01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:31,613
- Remember what he said
about that car accident?

1369
01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:33,699
- He can't be.

1370
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,954
- He is, Billy Batson is a ghost, look.

1371
01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:59,099
- Billy, I don't want you to go.

1372
01:23:00,184 --> 01:23:01,435
- Don't cry, Madeleine,

1373
01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:04,313
maybe he'll forget about us.

1374
01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:06,273
You know, Pinky, he's easily distracted.

1375
01:23:09,526 --> 01:23:11,612
- Still true after all these years,

1376
01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:14,615
follow the sound of a woman crying,

1377
01:23:14,615 --> 01:23:16,950
you can always find a Batson.

1378
01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:19,036
Come on, Billy boy, it's time to go.

1379
01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:23,790
- Please, don't take him.

1380
01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:25,042
- Hey honey, we'd both like to stay

1381
01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:28,003
but I don't know if the boy
explained it to you or not,

1382
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:30,839
we're due to New York
tomorrow at a big meeting,

1383
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,591
big Wall Street deal,

1384
01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:34,468
the boy's as smart as a whip.

1385
01:23:34,468 --> 01:23:38,889
- Save it, Pinky, I told her the truth.

1386
01:23:38,889 --> 01:23:41,683
- Oh my God, that's a first,

1387
01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:44,186
the Batson blood line must be diluted.

1388
01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:45,938
Come on, Billy, we got to go,

1389
01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:47,397
get to the hospital, you know.

1390
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:53,654
Come on, come on, we're late, come on.

1391
01:23:53,654 --> 01:23:57,658
- Billy, good luck, Billy,
wherever you're going.

1392
01:23:58,784 --> 01:23:59,743
Do you mind?

1393
01:24:01,662 --> 01:24:04,831
- Enough already, enough of this, come on.

1394
01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:08,293
- Billy, don't worry about a thing,

1395
01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:12,297
everything's under control.

1396
01:24:12,297 --> 01:24:13,674
- Alright, crickles.

1397
01:24:13,674 --> 01:24:14,675
- Can you handle this?

1398
01:24:14,675 --> 01:24:15,884
- Yo, Pinky.

1399
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:18,262
- Come on, let's go, come on.

1400
01:24:19,179 --> 01:24:20,305
- Wait for us.

1401
01:24:21,723 --> 01:24:23,934
- Come on, come on.
- Okay.

1402
01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:38,198
- Where's Batson going now, jail again?

1403
01:24:38,198 --> 01:24:39,074
- I guess so,

1404
01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:42,077
I hear he's got $2,000 in parking tickets

1405
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,161
but he'll be back soon.

1406
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,291
- Come here, come here.

1407
01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:56,425
- Here we are, get ready Billy,
three minutes to midnight.

1408
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:01,054
You don't want him to
miss this ride, Madeline.

1409
01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:03,056
so knock it off, please.

1410
01:25:03,056 --> 01:25:03,849
Good luck Rita,

1411
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:06,435
I hope you find your way son.

1412
01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:09,313
- Thanks.

1413
01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:15,861
- Come on, Billy, come on,

1414
01:25:15,861 --> 01:25:17,154
it's time to go, Billy.

1415
01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:18,655
We don't have much time.

1416
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:20,532
That a boy, that a boy.

1417
01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:24,995
Billy!

1418
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:27,039
Come on, Billy, come on.

1419
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,707
We don't have much time, Billy.

1420
01:25:37,799 --> 01:25:39,468
That a boy, Billy, come on,

1421
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,802
we're almost there.

1422
01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:42,554
Come on, Billy.

1423
01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,014
Come on, come one!

1424
01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:50,395
- You're late, you fool.

1425
01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:52,064
- I got the boy right here, boss.

1426
01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:56,860
- It's too late, we
can't take him now, you buffoon.

1427
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:59,237
- Damn it, we missed it, Billy,

1428
01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:01,031
it's my fault,

1429
01:26:01,031 --> 01:26:03,283
we would've had great times together, kid.

1430
01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:04,368
Goodbye, Billy.

1431
01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:07,204
- Goodbye, Pinky.

1432
01:26:07,204 --> 01:26:10,248
- So long, Billy.

1433
01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:12,459
Sorry, Billy, really sorry.

1434
01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:21,927
- Pinky.

1435
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:28,558
Help!

1436
01:26:29,685 --> 01:26:32,688
- Oh my God, Dr. Stramm.
- I can't believe this.

1437
01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:35,065
- Am I alive?

1438
01:26:36,483 --> 01:26:38,026
Am I back?

1439
01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,736
Am I dreaming?

1440
01:26:39,736 --> 01:26:40,821
- Now no doubt you've experienced

1441
01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:42,197
some remarkable visions in your coma

1442
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:45,325
but just let, oh, what's this?

1443
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:54,126
- Batson, you gigantic fraud.

1444
01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:57,003
- Hey.

1445
01:26:57,003 --> 01:26:58,213
Madeline.

1446
01:26:58,213 --> 01:26:59,381
- I was convinced you were dead.

1447
01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:00,173
- My man.

1448
01:27:02,342 --> 01:27:03,844
- I thought it was all a dream.

1449
01:27:03,844 --> 01:27:06,138
- But are you alright, where's Pinky?

1450
01:27:06,138 --> 01:27:08,306
- He went back, I didn't make it

1451
01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:11,643
but I'm alright now.

1452
01:27:11,643 --> 01:27:14,271
Doc, tell 'em where I've been all day.

1453
01:27:14,271 --> 01:27:16,982
- Right here in a severe
coma since last night

1454
01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,900
and right now he needs his rest.

1455
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:21,319
- No, I'm alright, I don't need any rest.

1456
01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:23,488
They said hog day would
kill me but I'm back

1457
01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:27,993
and I'm alive because of you.